# Clasper Wrestling Federation (CWF): full site content

> CWF is a live WWE 2K26 Create-a-Wrestler (CAW) wrestling show hosted by Mark Hunter of Chimaira (chimaira_mark). It streams on Twitch every Friday at 10AM Eastern. Every wrestler is a CAW of a stream community member, Discord regular, or celebrity cameo, with ongoing rivalries, championships, and weekly match cards.

## About

CWF (Clasper Wrestling Federation) is hosted by Mark Hunter, vocalist of the metal band Chimaira, who streams on Twitch as chimaira_mark. Matches are played live in WWE 2K26 using custom Create-a-Wrestler characters based on real people from the community.

- Schedule: every Friday, 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM Eastern
- Where: https://www.twitch.tv/chimaira_mark
- Website: https://cwftuckdown.com/
- Next show: Friday, October 2, 2026

## Upcoming card

The October 2, 2026 match card stays secret until showtime and is revealed live on Twitch.

## Recent show VODs

- CWF Friday Morning, S5E15 · Sep 18, 2026: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2877425367
- CWF Friday Morning, S5E14 · Sep 11, 2026: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2871238675
- CWF Friday Morning, S5E13 · Sep 4, 2026: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2865007778

## Results (newest first)

### Season 5 Episode 15, September 18, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: Oil vs BeardOfDeath. Winner: BeardOfDeath
- Match 2, Tag Team: Frank Wraith & Wraith vs Florida Man & CykoChris. Winner: Florida Man & CykoChris
- Match 3, Singles: Cory Ian vs Apex Divine. Winner: Cory Ian (Cory Ian debut)
- Match 4, Singles: Don Key vs The Legend. Winner: Don Key (Don Key debut)
- Match 5, 6-Man Tag: Black Eggs, Dust, Prancercise vs MegadethBunny, TasteMyRizzo, The Queen. Winner: Black Eggs, Dust, Prancercise
- Match 6, Singles: Swavpocalypse vs Blixt. Winner: Blixt
- Match 7, Singles: Etwotimes vs Scwartzenshurtz. Winner: Scwartzenshurtz

### Season 5 Episode 14, September 11, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: RagingBear vs Tiny Bloor. Winner: RagingBear
- Match 2, Singles: FourDerpyPaws vs Greybusch. Winner: FourDerpyPaws
- Match 3, Singles: Tarheels vs Bionix. Winner: Tarheels
- Match 4, Singles: Larry Ladder vs PRG. Winner: Larry Ladder
- Match 5, Singles: Baby Tooth Brown vs Claire. Winner: Baby Tooth Brown (Baby Tooth Brown debut)
- Match 6, 6-Superstar Battle Royal: The Growler, Akron Dave, Mikey The Bush, Swavpocalypse, RachApril, John. Winner: Swavpocalypse
- Match 7, Singles: Mariano vs Scwartzenshurtz. Winner: Mariano

### Season 5 Episode 13, September 4, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: King Ardok vs The Legend. Winner: The Legend
- Match 2, Singles: RachApril vs FourDerpyPaws. Winner: FourDerpyPaws
- Match 3, Tag Team: SpeedyBung (Speedtek & Bungholio) vs CykoChris & Florida Man. Winner: CykoChris & Florida Man
- Match 4, Singles: Blixt vs Dark Sharpie. Winner: Blixt
- Match 5, Singles: Cujo vs Burn2AKrisp. Winner: Cujo
- Match 6, Singles: Mikey The Bush vs Officer Asian Rob. Winner: Officer Asian Rob
- Match 7, Singles: BeardOfDeath vs Wraith. Winner: BeardOfDeath (Larry Ladder guest referee)

### Season 5 Episode 12, August 28, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: TasteMyRizzo vs Supergirl. Winner: TasteMyRizzo
- Match 2, Tag Team: SBW (Bionix & DrewsFarmhouse) vs Alex Paul & Larry Ladder. Winner: SBW (Bionix & DrewsFarmhouse)
- Match 3, 6-Man Tag: Oil, Fried Stu, Tarheels vs Dawn, PRG, Gary Goo Gone. Winner: Dawn, PRG, Gary Goo Gone
- Match 4, Singles: Hoops vs Greybusch. Winner: Greybusch
- Match 5, Singles: Swavpocalypse vs Tiny Bloor. Winner: Tiny Bloor
- Match 6, Bloodline Match: Apex Divine vs Scwartzenshurtz. Winner: Scwartzenshurtz (Wraith, RagingBear, Florida Man, Asian Rob, Akron Dave & Dark Sharpie at ringside)
- Match 7, Singles: Cum Man vs Mariano. Winner: Mariano

### Season 5 Episode 11, August 21, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: Oil vs Dawn. Winner: Oil
- Match 2, Tag Team: CykoChris & Florida Man vs Straya (The Legend & Ekomaira). Winner: CykoChris & Florida Man
- Match 3, Singles: The Growler vs John Dunbar. Winner: The Growler
- Match 4, Singles: PhotoTits vs Claire. Winner: Claire
- Match 5, Singles: Wraith vs John. Winner: Wraith
- Match 6, Tag Team: Dust & Hoops vs PMS (The Queen & Healing). Winner: PMS (The Queen & Healing)
- Main Event, 8-Superstar Battle Royal: Akron Dave, Tarheels, Swavpocalypse, Mikey The Bush, Blixt, Jam, Etwotimes, RachApril. Winner: Tarheels (Tarheels wins the 8-Superstar Battle Royal)

### Season 5 Episode 10, July 24, 2026

- Match 1, Tag Team: Blixt & DrewsFarmhouse vs John Dunbar & Crash Davis. Winner: John Dunbar & Crash Davis
- Match 2, Falls Count Anywhere: Prancercise vs Greybusch. Winner: Greybusch (Championship Match)
- Match 3, Table Match: Officer Asian Rob vs PRG. Winner: PRG (Championship Match)
- Match 4, No Holds Barred: FourDerpyPaws vs Claire. Winner: Claire (Championship Match)
- Match 5, TLC Tag: CykoChris & Florida Man vs Oil & Fried Stu. Winner: Oil & Fried Stu
- Match 6, Extreme Rules: PhotoTits vs Hoops. Winner: Hoops (Championship Match)
- Main Event, 8-Superstar Battle Royal: Akron Dave, RagingBear, The Growler, King Ardok, Etwotimes, Jam, Tiny Bloor, RachApril. Winner: Etwotimes (Etwotimes wins the 8-Superstar Battle Royal)

### Season 5 Episode 9, July 17, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: Swavpocalypse vs Dark Sharpie. Winner: Dark Sharpie
- Match 2, 1 vs 2 Handicap: RachApril vs John, Wraith. Winner: John, Wraith
- Match 3, Singles: Tarheels vs Bionix. Winner: Bionix
- Match 4, Hell in a Cell: Burn2AKrisp, Bush Camper, Cum Man, Frank Wraith, BeardOfDeath, Mariano. Winner: Mariano (Mariano wins the 6-way Hell in a Cell — Alex Paul guest referee)
- Match 5, Singles: Dust vs TasteMyRizzo. Winner: Dust
- Match 6, Tag Team: SpeedyBung (Bungholio & Speedtek) vs Straya (Ekomaira & The Legend). Winner: Straya (Ekomaira & The Legend)
- Match 7, Singles: Apex Divine vs Scwartzenshurtz. Winner: Scwartzenshurtz

### Season 5 Episode 8, June 6, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: Alex Paul vs Swavpocalypse. Winner: Alex Paul
- Match 2, Trios: Bionix, DrewsFarmhouse, Blixt, BeardOfDeath, Ritchie Valens, Burn2AKrisp. Winner: Bionix
- Match 3, Singles: RagingBear vs Jam. Winner: RagingBear
- Match 4, Tag Team: Frank Wraith & Wraith vs PMS (The Queen & Healing). Winner: PMS (The Queen & Healing)
- Match 5, Fatal 4-Way: John, Tiny Bloor, Tarheels, John Dunbar. Winner: John
- Match 6, Triple Threat: Greybusch, Bush Camper, Mikey The Bush. Winner: Greybusch
- Match 7, Singles: The Legend vs Mariano. Winner: The Legend

### Season 5 Episode 7, May 30, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: Cum Man vs Bionix. Winner: Bionix
- Match 2, Singles: FourDerpyPaws vs Scwartzenshurtz. Winner: Scwartzenshurtz
- Match 3, Singles: John Dunbar vs Apex Divine. Winner: Apex Divine
- Match 4, Tag Team: SpeedyBung (Speedtek & Bungholio) vs Straya (Ekomaira & The Legend). Winner: Straya (Ekomaira & The Legend)
- Match 5, Singles: PRG vs Mikey The Bush. Winner: PRG
- Match 6, Singles: Brigitte Nielsen vs TasteMyRizzo. Winner: Brigitte Nielsen

### Season 5 Episode 6, May 23, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: RagingBear vs John. Winner: John
- Match 2, Tag Team: CykoChris & Florida Man vs Miami Vice (Crockett & Tubbs). Winner: CykoChris & Florida Man
- Match 3, Singles: Apex Divine vs Frank Wraith. Winner: Apex Divine (Apex Divine wins the CWF Hardcore Championship)
- Match 4, Singles: BeardOfDeath vs PhotoTits. Winner: PhotoTits
- Match 5, Singles: Mariano vs Greybusch. Winner: Greybusch
- Match 6, Singles: MegadethBunny vs Officer Asian Rob. Winner: MegadethBunny
- Mod Gauntlet, Gauntlet: Akron Dave, Burn2AKrisp, King Ardok, Scwartzenshurtz, Ekomaira, Wraith, Dark Sharpie, Mikey The Bush, FourDerpyPaws, Etwotimes. Winner: Etwotimes (Etwotimes survives the Mod Gauntlet)

### Season 5 Episode 5, May 16, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: Mariano vs Swavpocalypse. Winner: Mariano
- Match 2, Tag Team: SBW (Bionix & DrewsFarmhouse) vs SpeedyBung (Speedtek & Bungholio). Winner: SBW (Bionix & DrewsFarmhouse)
- Match 3, Singles: PRG vs Ritchie Valens. Winner: Ritchie Valens
- Match 4, Battle Royal: Black Eggs, Claire, Dust, Cassie, Brigitte Nielsen, PhotoTits, Prancercise, Greybusch. Winner: Claire (Women's Battle Royal — Celebrity entrant: Brigitte Nielsen)
- Match 5, Singles: Ekomaira vs MegadethBunny. Winner: Ekomaira
- Match 6, Singles: Officer Asian Rob vs TasteMyRizzo. Winner: TasteMyRizzo
- Match 7, Singles: The Legend vs Cum Man. Winner: The Legend (The Legend wins the CWF Championship)

### Season 5 Episode 4, May 9, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: The Growler vs John Dunbar. Winner: John Dunbar
- Match 2, Mixed Tag: Claire & Mariano vs PMS (The Queen & Healing). Winner: PMS (The Queen & Healing)
- Match 3, Fatal 6-Way: Speedtek, BeardOfDeath, CykoChris, Florida Man, Tiny Bloor, The Legend. Winner: The Legend
- Match 4, Singles: Etwotimes vs Cujo. Winner: Cujo
- Match 5, Singles: MegadethBunny vs King Ardok. Winner: MegadethBunny
- Match 6, Singles: Bionix vs Ekomaira. Winner: Bionix
- Match 7, Singles: Scwartzenshurtz vs TasteMyRizzo. Winner: Scwartzenshurtz

### Season 5 Episode 3, May 1, 2026

- Match 1, Singles: BeardOfDeath vs Ritchie Valens. Winner: Ritchie Valens
- Match 2, 1 vs 2 Handicap: Greybusch vs PhotoTits, Apex Divine. Winner: PhotoTits, Apex Divine
- Match 3, Singles: Scwartzenshurtz vs Akron Dave. Winner: Scwartzenshurtz
- Match 4, Singles: Bionix vs FourDerpyPaws. Winner: FourDerpyPaws
- Match 5, Singles: Wraith vs TasteMyRizzo. Winner: TasteMyRizzo
- Match 6, Singles: Burn2AKrisp vs Officer Asian Rob. Winner: Officer Asian Rob

### Season 5 Episode 2, April 18, 2026

- Match 1, I Quit: Frank Wraith vs Apex Divine. Winner: Frank Wraith (Championship Match)
- Match 2, No Holds Barred: MegadethBunny vs Mikey The Bush. Winner: Mikey The Bush (Championship Match)
- Match 3, Hell in a Cell: Dark Sharpie vs King Ardok. Winner: Dark Sharpie (Championship Match)
- Match 4, No Holds Barred: Etwotimes vs Ekomaira. Winner: Ekomaira (Championship Match)
- Match 5, 3 Stages of Hell: RagingBear vs Wraith. Winner: RagingBear (Championship Match)
- Match 6, Mixed Gender Tag: Mariano & Claire vs Cum Man & TasteMyRizzo. Winner: Mariano & Claire

### Season 5 Episode 1, April 10, 2026

- Match 1, Extreme Rules: RagingBear vs Dust. Winner: RagingBear
- Match 2, Hell in a Cell Tag: Bionix & DrewsFarmhouse vs Etwotimes & The Growler. Winner: Bionix & DrewsFarmhouse
- Match 3, Inferno Match: The Legend vs Claire. Winner: The Legend
- Match 4, Falls Count Anywhere: Wraith vs Alex Paul. Winner: Alex Paul (Jam as guest referee)
- Match 5, 1 vs 3 Handicap: Tiny Bloor vs Mariano, Bush Camper, Prancercise. Winner: Mariano, Bush Camper, Prancercise
- Match 6, Extreme Rules: Cassie vs The Queen. Winner: The Queen

## Rivalry watch

- Alex Paul vs Swavpocalypse (Singles, June 6, 2026). Winner: Alex Paul
- RagingBear vs Jam (Singles, June 6, 2026). Winner: RagingBear
- The Legend vs Mariano (Singles, June 6, 2026). Winner: The Legend

## Roster (72 wrestlers)

### Akron Dave

- Nickname: "The Rubber City"
- Alignment: Tweener
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 90
- Style: Brawler
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Akron, OH
- Finisher: The Akron Drop
- Signature move: The Tire Iron

Akron Dave is what happens when the rust belt walks into the squared circle. Rough, rowdy, and absolutely willing to bleed.

### Alex Paul

- Nickname: "The Most Dangerous Man in the Entire World"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 79
- Style: Striker
- Faction: STL
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Your Darkest Fears
- Finisher: The STL Report
- Signature move: The Phoenix Foundation

The most dangerous man in the entire world. Alex Paul doesn't need a complicated game plan — he needs one clean shot. A St. Louis brawler with hands that end careers and a crowd that lives for every swing. Tags with the STL crew. Egotistical, bold, and absolutely unhinged when the bell rings.

### Apex Divine

- Nickname: "Hardcore."
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 82
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Pennsylvania
- Finisher: The JNCO Stomp
- Signature move: The Rick Ta Life

JNCO jeans, Madball walkout, stage dive every entrance. Apex Divine is the CWF Hardcore Champion — a masked menace from Pennsylvania who treats every match like a basement show. Prideful to the core, relentless in the ring, and absolutely treacherous.

### Baby Tooth Brown

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### BeardOfDeath

- Nickname: "The Reaper Below"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 68
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Beard Bomb
- Signature move: The Death Grip

BeardOfDeath enters with a Bombillo Azul and leaves with a body. The beard speaks for itself. So do the fists.

### Bionix

- Nickname: "AI Mark Hunter"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: A
- Overall rating: 80
- Style: Striker
- Faction: SBW
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Providence
- Finisher: The Bionix Stunner
- Signature move: The Custom Cake

SBW Champion. Mankind meets Stone Cold meets Doink wrongness. Bionix is the most dangerous man in the SBW — a striker who decides when matches end. His sit-up moment is inevitable. He will eat your offense and end you when he feels like it.

### Black Eggs

- Nickname: "She Cracks. She Does Not Break."
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 72
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Egg Crack
- Signature move: The Technical Takedown

Jackie Brown if she were eggs. Black Eggs survives by targeting limbs methodically with clean submission holds. She has to do the work first. She cracks. She does not break.

### Blixt

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 75
- Style: Brawler

### Brigitte Nielsen

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 75
- Style: Brawler

### Bungholio

- Nickname: "I Am Cornholio"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 80
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Highland, TX
- Finisher: The Bunghole Blast
- Signature move: The TP Toss

Bungholio has been terrorizing the CWF roster for five years. Tag champion alongside Speedtek. High-flying heel who flies dirty and lands clean.

### Burn2AKrisp

- Nickname: "Burned Beyond Recognition"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 96
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: Burned to a Crisp
- Signature move: The Slow Burn

Burn2AKrisp leaves nothing but ashes. A scorched-earth striker who burns hot and fast.

### Bush Camper

- Nickname: "TTV_BUSH42069"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 79
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: The Bush
- Finisher: The Claymore Mine
- Signature move: The Tactical Insertion

WoW guy meets CoD camping rat. Bush Camper does not fight — he survives. He camps, he recovers, he waits. Roll-ups with tights, schoolboys, and rest holds with rope leverage are his weapons of choice. He does not do house shows. The math does not support it.

### Carrie

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Cassie

- Nickname: "See it all in episode 3"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 82
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Syd Flip
- Signature move: The Chaos Dive

Syd is chaos personified. A high-flying wildcard who does things nobody expects — including himself. The crowd never knows which Syd is showing up. Neither does Syd.

### Claire

- Nickname: "I would do anything... for Rob"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 76
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Claire Bomb
- Signature move: The Running Powerslam

A desperate monster heel. Ground her and she gets MORE desperate. Claire is a sitout powerbomb and devastating slam machine who will use anything she can get her hands on.

### Cory Ian

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Striker

### Crash Davis

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Crockett

- Nickname: "Just One More Thing"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 79
- Style: Striker
- Faction: Miami Vice
- Weight class: Middleweight
- Hometown: Miami, FL
- Finisher: The Vice Grip
- Signature move: The Crockett Kick

Smooth operator. Crockett brings Miami heat to the CWF ring — fast hands, faster feet, and a leather jacket he will absolutely not take off.

### Cujo

- Nickname: "Unleashed"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 68
- Style: Brawler
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Parts Unknown
- Finisher: The Bite
- Signature move: The Mauling

Cujo doesn't wrestle. He hunts. No strategy, no mercy, no quit. The kind of guy who gets back up when he should stay down and bites when you think he's done.

### Cum Man

- Nickname: "Lady. Magnum. Skett."
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: A
- Overall rating: 80
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Parts Unknown
- Finisher: The Cum Splash
- Signature move: The Tidal Wave

Lady. Magnum. Skett. Cum Man is a top rope corkscrew and shooting star press machine — raw power wrapped in a snorkel and a cape. He burns hot and fast, fighting from the top rope whenever he can. The snorkel stays on.

### CykoChris

- Nickname: "Stay In Your Lane"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 75
- Style: Striker
- Faction: FLA
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Florida
- Finisher: The Cyko Cutter
- Signature move: The Three Piece

Die-hard fan turned wrestler. Stay in your own lane. His people are his people, and lane violations trigger immediate escalation. Shares Florida Man camaraderie and knows exactly what weapons are under the ring.

### Dark Sharpie

- Nickname: "huh"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 81
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Permanent Mark
- Signature move: The Ink Blot

Dark Sharpie leaves a mark on everyone he fights. A brawling striker heel who hits hard and never washes off. The crowd hates the stain. The stain does not care.

### Dawn

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Don Key

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### DrewsFarmhouse

- Nickname: "Harambe 4 ever"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 79
- Style: Powerhouse
- Faction: SBW
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: The Farmhouse
- Finisher: The Barn Burner
- Signature move: The Running Lariat

A composed monster heel from SBW. DrewsFarmhouse is a powerbomb and chokeslam machine, with faction tension always simmering. Target his legs and you have a chance. Leave them alone and he ends you.

### Dust

- Nickname: "Like and subscribe"
- Alignment: Tweener
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 78
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Dust Storm
- Signature move: The Fade Away

Dust appears. Dust disappears. Nobody knows where Dust came from or where Dust goes. A technician who fights like a ghost — methodical, quiet, and gone before you realize what happened.

### Eggs

- Nickname: "Just Eggs"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 62
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Scramble
- Signature move: The Sunny Side

Eggs. Just eggs. The crowd appreciates the simplicity. A technician who does not overcomplicate things. Eggs are eggs.

### Ekomaira

- Nickname: "eko...eko..."
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 82
- Style: Striker
- Faction: AUS
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Australia
- Finisher: The Echo Chamber
- Signature move: The Reverb

AUS Tag Champ alongside The Legend. Ekomaira brings striking power and loyalty in equal measure. When this tag team clicks, nobody survives.

### Etwotimes

- Nickname: "Get the papers. Get the papers"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: A
- Overall rating: 86
- Style: High Flyer
- Faction: STL
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: St. Louis
- Finisher: The Macho Elbow
- Signature move: The Setup

CWF IC Champion. Jester — Macho Man meets Terry Funk meets horror comedy. Etowtimes gets up when he should not. Resiliency is his entire game. He climbs to the top rope, delivers the Macho Man elbow drop, and the crowd loses their minds. St. Louis. Tags with The Growler. The leather jacket stays on.

### Florida Man

- Nickname: "The Inexplicable"
- Alignment: Tweener
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 74
- Style: High Flyer
- Faction: FLA
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Florida
- Finisher: The Florida 450
- Signature move: The Gator Roll

Florida Champion. Florida Rules remain undefined. Wins by inexplicable aerial or accidental reversal. Shares Florida Man camaraderie with CykoChris. He does not plan. He does not strategize. He jumps off things and somehow wins. The corkscrew or 450 splash comes from nowhere.

### FourDerpyPaws

- Nickname: "Derpy"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 93
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Derpy Drop
- Signature move: The Four Paw Slam

FourDerpyPaws bounces around the ring like the floor is lava. Goofy, fast, and surprisingly hard to pin down.

### Frank Wraith

- Nickname: "God's Gift To Genetics"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: A
- Overall rating: 86
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Super Heavyweight
- Hometown: Parts Unknown
- Finisher: The Frank Tank
- Signature move: The Bear Hug Bomb

CWF Tag Champ with Wraith. Beloved. Always there for the save. Frank Wraith is a running powerslam and military press slam machine. When he runs out of patience, all it takes is a look. The crowd adores him. He does not understand why.

### Freaky Nikki

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Fried Stu

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Gary Goo Gone

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Greybusch

- Nickname: "The Grey Bush"
- Alignment: Tweener
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 77
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Grey Matter
- Signature move: The Bush Whack

Greybusch hits hard and does not apologize. A brawling powerhouse heel who thrives in chaos. The crowd hates him. He feeds on it.

### Healing

- Nickname: "The Restoration"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 66
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Remedy
- Signature move: The Recovery Position

Healing lives up to the name — an endurance technician who outlasts opponents through pure recovery and submission defense. Not flashy. Not powerful. Just impossible to put away.

### Hoops

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Jam

- Nickname: "The Spread"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 68
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Super Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Jam Slam
- Signature move: The Preserve

Jam is here. He is large. He is in red trunks. The crowd loves Jam. Jam does not need a complicated game plan. Jam is the game plan.

### Jason Voorhees

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Powerhouse

### John

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Weight class: Middleweight

A new face is coming to CWF. Details forthcoming.

### John Dunbar

- Nickname: "The Frontiersman"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 68
- Style: Technical
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Fort Sedgwick
- Finisher: The Last Stand
- Signature move: The Frontier Lock

John Dunbar rode in from somewhere nobody bothered to map. Old-school. Composed. Fights like a man who has time on his side and nowhere better to be. Don't mistake the patience for weakness.

### King Ardok

- Nickname: "King of Portugal"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 84
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Royal Decree
- Signature move: The Throne Breaker

King Ardok rules the ring with an iron fist. A powerhouse who believes the championship is his birthright. Heavy-handed and merciless.

### Larry Ladder

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Powerhouse

### Linda Barrett

- Nickname: "The Closer"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 66
- Style: Technical
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Barrett Lock
- Signature move: The Precision Strike

Linda Barrett arrives quiet and leaves with the win. Calculated. Patient. She's been in more rooms than you've heard of and won them all the same way.

### Mariano

- Nickname: "STFU"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 76
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Superkick
- Signature move: The Moonsault Setup

Tiny. Indestructible. Thinks the crowd loves him. They do not. He has reviewed the evidence. The evidence is wrong. Should be champion. Never is. The Shawn Michaels style superkick requires stomp setup — when it connects, it is over.

### Mariner

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### MegadethBunny

- Nickname: "Dr. Thumper"
- Alignment: Tweener
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 75
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Rust in Peace
- Signature move: The Holy Wars

MegadethBunny brings thrash energy to the ring. Heavy strikes, relentless aggression, and a finishing move that puts opponents to sleep permanently.

### Mikey The Bush

- Nickname: "Fuggetaboutit"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 75
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Bush Whacker
- Signature move: The Underbrush

Mikey The Bush operates from the shadows. A technical wrestler who picks opponents apart methodically and strikes when the moment is right.

### Officer Asian Rob

- Nickname: "Badge Number Six"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 72
- Style: Brawler
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Robert
- Signature move: Just A Robert

Robert. That's it. Just Robert. Wins matches with quiet competence and a name you'll never forget.

### Oil

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Pamela

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### Pearl

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### PhotoTits

- Nickname: "The Flash"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 64
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Snapshot
- Signature move: The Exposure

Photo captures the moment. A flashy high flyer who lives for the highlight reel. Every move is a photo op. Every match is a gallery.

### Prancercise

- Nickname: "Here to spread the gay"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 67
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Prance
- Signature move: The Gallop

Pranceecise prances. That is what Pranceecise does. A high-flying showman who wins the crowd before the match even starts. The in-ring ability is questionable. The vibes are immaculate.

### PRG

- Nickname: "The Program"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 72
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Debug
- Signature move: The Reboot

PRG runs the program. A calculating technician heel who exploits every opening and every rule. Methodical, efficient, and utterly without conscience.

### RachApril

- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### RagingBear

- Nickname: "Don't wanna mess with"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 80
- Style: Technician
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Bear Trap
- Signature move: The Suplex Lock

A stoic technician who waits for an opening. RagingBear targets limbs methodically with cross armbreakers and ankle locks. Suplex into submission position is the setup. The crowd respects the craft. He does not acknowledge the crowd.

### Ritchie Valens

- Nickname: "La Bamba"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 78
- Style: High Flyer
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Pacoima, CA
- Finisher: Donna
- Signature move: La Bamba Drop

Ritchie Valens enters to La Bamba and exits with the win. A high-flying showman who plays the crowd like a guitar.

### Scwartzenshurtz

- Nickname: "The Hurts"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 86
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Hurts
- Signature move: The Schwartz Slam

Scwartzenshurtz is exactly what it sounds like — pain delivered with a German accent. A heavy-handed heel who makes opponents regret showing up.

### Speedtek

- Nickname: "The Ohio Protocol"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 80
- Style: High Flyer
- Faction: OHIO
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Hometown: Ohio
- Finisher: The Ohio Protocol
- Signature move: The Tornado DDT

Speedtek is Ohio incarnate. A high-flying face who hits shooting star presses and springboard cutters with surgical precision. Seasonal tag champ December with Bungholio. Fast, clean, and beloved.

### Supergirl

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: High Flyer

### Swavpocalypse

- Nickname: "The Swavening"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 78
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Super Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Swavocalypse
- Signature move: The Swagger Bomb

Swavpocalypse is a giant who fights for the people. Five years of CWF carnage delivered from a great height. The crowd loves him. The mat fears him.

### Tarheels

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 75
- Style: Brawler

### TasteMyRizzo

- Nickname: "I love Cum Man"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 79
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Rizz Rush
- Signature move: The Taste Test

TasteMyRizzo brings the rizz to the ring. A showman who wins crowds with charisma and opponents with strikes. Unpredictable, unserious, undeniable.

### Teeth

- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: C
- Overall rating: 70
- Style: Brawler

### The Growler

- Nickname: "His stomach gurgles"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 79
- Style: Technician
- Faction: STL
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: St. Louis
- Finisher: The STL Stretch
- Signature move: The Suplex Setup

St. Louis office worker. Submission specialist. Apologizes before holds. Tags with Etowtimes. He has limited time to lock in a hold before he gasses out. He does not need agility. He needs your arm.

### The Legend

- Nickname: "Sic Qunt"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 80
- Style: Striker
- Faction: AUS
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Perth, Australia
- Finisher: The Legend Lariat
- Signature move: The Five Shot Combo

Perth. AUS Tag Champ with Ekomaira. HE WILL NOT TAP. Stoic and loyal, The Legend hits with heavy lariats and straight right hands. His sustained four to five shot strike combination is a dangerous sequence to stand in front of.

### The Queen

- Nickname: "Hi babe"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: A
- Overall rating: 84
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Cruiserweight
- Finisher: The Crown Strike
- Signature move: The Adaptive Combo

Resilience is her name. An adaptive, fierce underdog champion who can snap when pushed. Her precision strike finisher is fast and decisive — she adapts mid-sequence and ends you.

### Tiny Bloor

- Nickname: "Chim chimminy"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 74
- Style: Powerhouse
- Weight class: Super Heavyweight
- Finisher: The Tiny Bomb
- Signature move: The Running Splash

He is not tiny. The name is a lie. Tiny Bloor is a super heavyweight powerhouse who crushes everything in his path. The crowd loves the irony. He does not understand the irony.

### Tubbs

- Nickname: "New York by Birth, Miami by Force"
- Alignment: Face
- Tier: B
- Overall rating: 78
- Style: Powerhouse
- Faction: Miami Vice
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Miami, FL
- Finisher: The Tubbs Slam
- Signature move: The Vice City Driver

Ricardo Tubbs does not lose. He absorbs punishment, adjusts, and ends it. The crowd feels it every time he hits the mat. The opponent feels it more.

### Wraith

- Nickname: "They're all cheating!"
- Alignment: Heel
- Tier: A
- Overall rating: 82
- Style: Striker
- Weight class: Heavyweight
- Hometown: Parts Unknown
- Finisher: The Wraith Slam
- Signature move: The Double Axe Handle

CWF Tag Champ with Frank. IT IS NEVER HIS FAULT. Wraith is volatile, quick to turn on others, and always one argument away from trouble. He clubs, he headbutts, he powerslams, and he blames everyone else.